Help, My Jeans Don’t Fit Part I Of II
This post is mostly intended for the female readership, but perhaps some of the guys have experienced some of the same problems that the gals have. If not, I hope that you enjoy the comic relief!
Ladies….who among you has not tried to wiggle into jeans that are a bit to tight? Have you ever had to lie down to button your jeans and then walk around like a stick figure until your jeans loosened up? Do you ever try jeans on and go “Yikes, these don’t fit either!”?
Jeans have been around for since 1853. Only now do we all have choices that make buying jeans fun. A recent study on jeans was done. Here are some helpful hints on picking out the perfect pair of jeans…..
If you have a “bubble behind” jeans that have a high waist and/or a contoured seam above the back pockets are most likely to look the best on you. Jeans that have some stretch in them are recommended.
If your “behind” is non-existent, you should wear jeans with eye catching posterior details. Pockets with buttons, flaps or designer stitching will help give the illusion of having more backside than there actually is.
If you find that you have a “flat behind”, you will find that jeans with some spandex or Lycra will give the lift you need. Wide set pockets and embellished stitching will help keep things round looking. Don’t wear stiff denim as it will flatten you like a pancake!
Please check back Tuesday for the conclusion to this post.




